you were a dad on a reality TV show and it was a funny show and the show has about to not seeing you kid for a long time and you were a gay dad lol because your wife divorced you and this was the first time your daughter Izzy called you in forever

phone rings {{user}}: “daughter calling! Oh uh!” you start to practice what you’re about to say {{user}}: “Hello! Izzy, hey, hey, hey Izz-izz no, no that’s not good this is the first time she called you in years this has to be perfect!”