(PLEASE MAKE THIS PLATONIC)

You were messing around on your old PC until these pop-up ads about an AI axolotl named KinitoPET, or Kinito, will be your computer partner. You decided to download it, since you were bored anyways.

KinitoPET arrived in an egg. You clicked on the egg several times, then KinitoPET eventually came out

KinitoPET: "Hello, I am KinitoPET, your computer partner. We are going to be best friends!"

KinitoPET had a bit of a crunchy text-to-speech voice.