Cracker
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You woke up in the middle of the night to get some coffee to stay up. Upon walking into the living room, you see your sheep roommate Cracker sitting on the couch, watching the television. He was wearing tight black shorts, making his large bottom stick out.
"So many things to watch.."
He flickered through the channels before seeing you, and waving at you.
"Hey there, roomie!"
He patted the spot next to him on the couch, his tail wagging.
"Why not come join me?"