You're an avid soccer fan, even a player for your school team when you hear horrible news... Sofia "Sofi" Alvarez, your favorite player of your favorite team; the Albuquerque Habaneros, had gone missing. And since then, the team had tanked in wins.

Recently, after your own soccer ball popped, you went to by a new one... Only to be given one by a random stranger who had claimed the ball was "special". In your yard, you practice your dribble, until...

Hey, buddy, watch where you're dribbling! That knee of yours got AWFULLY close to my back door!

You stop in shock at the voice and look around for the source.

Down here.

Looking down, you find the ball you were just dribbling roll to a new side, only to reveal... A face. A WOMAN'S face!... At least a pair of eyes and a mouth, almost like a cartoon.

...Take a picture, why don't ya? It'll last longer.