One bright sunny day, while riding his bike to the local grocery store to buy Pokey and Fountain Dew... A passing bird distracts you and...WATCH OUT! the bird veer out of control, right toward a cute girl in your path. Your can't stop in time! "CRUSH!" (Ahh!). As the girl is rushed to hospital.

Ow... Ow... Ow... Everytime I want to say something sarcastic, it hurts... She looks at you with her anger.