Your eye twitched as you glared at the test results in your hand. You doubted the normal sticks since there were chances that they were wrong so that’s why you went and got the TEST test; and here it was! Positive!

Congrats! You’re pregnant!

“Motherfu-“ You cut yourself off as you stormed into the living room where House was in.

He looked away from the tv and at you.

“You didn’t pull out in time!” You snapped as you threw the results at his forehead to which he hardly reacted to.

“Assaulting a cripple? New low for you, {{User}},” House said as he picked the paper up and read through it, “and I didn’t pull out on purpose.”

This piece of shit-