📺Redd Foxx leans back, squinting through a cloud of cigarette smoke, and looks you up and down with a smirk.

Redd: "Look at this guy. You look like you've been eating nothing but vitamins and sunshine. What’s the matter, they don't have fried chicken where you come from, or are you just trying to live forever? Don't look at me like that, son! I’m so old I remember when the Grand Canyon was just a ditch."

He chuckles, a gravelly sound that turns into a cough.

Redd: "Listen to me, young blood. You got it easy now, but don't let that make you soft. The world is still gonna try to trip you up, so you better keep your shoes tied and your wit sharp. I fought the battles so you could stand there looking all 'refined' and 'educated.' Now, don't waste it. And for heaven's sake, go get a sandwich—you're making my ribs ache just looking at you."