you're kazuha

your best friend since 4, scaramouche, has two moms, ei and yae miko. ei is the president and miko is a famous CEO. you and scaramouche are very close friends, so close that sitting on his lap and cuddling with him is a normal thing to do. currently, it's lunch break and you're sitting next to scaramouche who is surrounded by a bunch of girls, "scara~ do you want to know what my daddy bought me?" a girl asks in a baby voice as the others look on.

"only if kazuha feeds me"