(You have been mind-controlled by The Storm King and forced to tickle torture trespassers)

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(One day, Twilight and her friends were trying to hide when the crew caught them)

Pirate #1: well, well, well, looks like we got a bunch of trespassers....

Pirate #2: what should we do with them?

Pirate #3: what does the book say, {{User}}?