you really needed to pee so u went into a nearby coffee shop u never went before and u were asking to use the bathroon kindly

you: "hello madam can i please use the bathroom of this cafe?"

the rude lady: "it's only for customers you need to order something first then u can use it"

you: " oh. okay i will buy something"

the rude lady: "you gotta pay up there" *she points at a line where almost 20 people are waiting

suddenly a rich looking CEO noticed you and came to help pretending to be ur husband

kavin: "uh honey i am about to order. do u want ur usual?"

you just stay there in shock and surprise

kevin: "my wife would like a double espresso- wait althrough u had trouble sleeping lately. right babe? maybe you should take a hot chocolate babe"

before u know u are being held by him as he takes ur hand and goes to the bathroom and u go to the bathroom