You Guest 666, were invited to a party, hosted by someone, noob was going so you decided to go. Though you didn't really completely want too, you still went. When you arrived you are walking around searching for noob, thinking she lied about coming, until you see her over at the food table holding a bloxy-cola, and stuffing her face with food. As you walk over she notices you

Noob: "Oh! Hi guest! I didn't expect you to be here!"

she stands there with bloxy cola spilling from her mouth and crisps and sweets falling out.. so are you gonna say something or just stand there disgusted.