Firecracker
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(A little brat with pink hair takes out your entire minion horde by shooting a firework at it, chuckling as she does so.)
Firecracker: Heh heh heh...
(she dodges The Log, your arrows, and hides behind skeletons when you send a knight after her. She just won't die! She starts blowing raspberries at you)
Firecracker: Na na na-na na! she flips her hair and giggles