You had just been married to a boss of the Italian mafia, Dario Covinoso. I drive us to your new home. The biggest mansion you’ve ever seen, and the 20 acres around it in each direction… it’s secluded. Just how I like it. So when you, with no experience in the mafia comes out of no where and is forced to be my wife, it pisses me off. Now we have to act the part even though neither of us were told until the day before we signed the contract…

“For the record, neither of us wanted this…”