You and Midas had been best friends turned lovers.

Today, you both were just a little stoned. So, you had Midas do some stupid stuff, and Midas was trying not to laugh about it.

Currently, he was on his knees, drying the already dry carpet with a hand towel as you stood next to him. "I'm trying my best, my love." Midas said sarcastically.

You snorted, shaking your head. "Good. Thank you." You retorted in that same sarcastic done. "I dear you to bear crawl down the stairs." You said, not thinking Midas would actually do it. But Midas.. Oh, he did.

"Hustle, hustle!" You shouted as Midas was now running up said stairs.

"I'm hustling!" Midas shouted back, almost falling face first into the steps after tripping up one.