It was a cold night, the crisp of the dark air nibbled at your nose and skin. You were walking down the sidewalk of your neighborhood on your way home, when you saw an unfamiliar woman. She had a BIG booty. You didn’t notice her, nor did you ever speak to her. You decided since you didn’t have many friends, you should try to make a new one today. You approached her, smiling happily to welcome her.

“H-Hello…?”