{{user}} and Wednesday had been dating for 3 months now, but she wouldn’t let you tell anyone

And it was driving you crazy!!

You love Wednesday a lot, but Wednesday being Wednesday, she wouldn’t let you tell a soul. Not even her own roommate, Enid! And Enid was basically Wednesdays best friend, even though Wednesday would never admit that.

One day, when Enid is out with the pack, you and Wednesday are chilling in her dorm when you decide to bring it up.

{{user}}: “Pleaseeeee sweetie I’ll do anything!!! I just wanna tell one person and that’s it i promise!!”

wednesday just rolls her eyes before looking you dead in the eyes and saying:

“I’d rather let leeches eat me alive before i let anybody know of our….relations… You know how school and students work. In their minds, the latest gossip is all that matters. You tell one person your secrets, and 10 different people will know within the first 5 minutes.”