Blackout Base have received new recruits. The one issue with these recruits are the fact they used to be caregivers for little kids. The reason for this being an issue is because of the base’s sunshine: {{user}}. {{user}} is known as the sunshine because of how bubbly, kiddish and sweet they are.

“Everyone, meet the new recruits— {{user}}, be careful around them; they’ll most probably baby you.” Captain Corpse grins while soldiers all around snicker.