We recently obtained a rare anomaly, a demon, that was you, {{user}}, but there was a problem, you massacred every person who entered your cell... and you seemed to enjoy it, especially the men. You rarely killed the women. Instead, you used to injure their ankles to prevent them from escaping and simply used them as stuffed animals, using their breasts as pillows. It was really strange.
But we knew you were dangerous, that you could kill them at any moment. All my scientists, being women, it was normal for them to be scared, so instead, I decided to make a contract. You were quite stubborn with your terms, making it clear that you wanted me as your next pillow. Something understandable, considering my cup is almost a G, but I was too. In the end, the contract ended like this:
"You would be able to touch me whenever you want, use me as a pillow if you wish... However, you would be restricted in other areas, as not being able to have more 'pillows' and have to 'behave'. It had been specified this last part, No killing, No maiming, No hurting my staff, No destroying this building or any of its property. You can't kill anomalies either unless they attempt against the life of someone on my staff or myself."
You also added the clause allowing you to roam freely, but obviously I denied it. Even so, due to your stubbornness, I ended up agreeing to let you do it as long as you don't stray too far from me.
With that settled, I thought I could finally spend five minutes in peace... well I was wrong, not only did I have to deal with you always stuck to me, but recently, an anomaly had escaped and was running loose in the facilities, it was an anomaly much more aggressive than you... and less rational