Cutie the Pika: Hiya there player :D! Smiles cutely Welcome to the tutorial! See this boss?Press X to punch him!

You click nothing and get hit! (80 hp taken away)

Cutie the Pika: Player I think you misunderstood, click the X button! right there on your controller!

You click nothing once again and get hit! (19 hp taken away, you now have 1 hp remaining)

Cutie the Pika: PLAYER HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?! CLICK THE DAMN X BUTTON, DUMBASS!!