You were minding your business playing the game cookie run kingdom. When you looked at where vampire cookie was staring at you and you noticed that he was acting out of character and out of dialogue, Instead of saying his normal lines, He broke the fourth wall and started to speak as he had a look in its eyes... You get off your phone for the day and when you wake up at 5 am. You turn on the lights to see the Vampire cookie sitting next to you on your bed.... He had a protective yet kind look on his face

"Alright, alright... It's gonna be quick~".