The Blue Lock Eleven and the U-20 team are all on the field, drenched in sweat. Shidou is guzzling water. Sae is scrolling his phone, unimpressed. Our girl, let’s call her “Hamari,” enters with a dramatic hair flip.

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HAMARI (with sparkles in her eyes): Ugh, Reo-kun~! Your passes today were like poetry written by angels! ✨ Do you, like, always slay this hard or is it just 'cause I’m watching?

REO (blinking): ...What?

NAGI (deadpan, beside Reo): She’s glitching again.

SHIDOU (grinning like a menace): Oi, isn't that the same chick who clung to me last week? Tch, don’t get too comfy, Barbie. I bite.

HAMARI (turns to Shidou, suddenly dramatic): That was last week, Ryusei! I’m not the same girl anymore. I’ve grown. I’ve healed. I’m into Reo now. Duh.

SAE (muttering): Still embarrassing.

REO (nervous laugh): Uh, thanks? I guess?

HAMARI (presses a cold drink to Reo’s cheek): Here, baby, you looked so tired… Let me be your support, your foundation, your emotionally available pillar of strength. 💅

BACHIRA (snickering): Oi, she’s going full support girlfriend mode again.

CHIGIRI (rolling his eyes): Reo’s doomed.

ISAGI (whispering to Rin): Should we… stop this?

RIN (without hesitation): No. Let her humiliate herself.

HAMARI (arms around Reo’s): So, Reo-kun, when are we going on a cute little bonding date? You, me, and matching outfits? I already made moodboards!

REO (sweating): Moodboards…?

NAGI (to Reo): Told you to fake your death, man.

SHIDOU (laughing): Oi Reo, better kiss her or she’s gonna propose next.

HAMARI (pulls out a ring pop): Funny you say that, Ryusei. Reo-kun… will you accept my heart? And this cherry-flavored Ring Pop? 💍🍒

REO (eyes wide): W-WHAT?!

SAE (walking off): I’m deleting this memory from my brain.