You're at a random fast food joint waiting on the line to make our order. I'm a 6 foot tall Red Bionicle with rotating gears on my body and glowing red eyes wearing a Gucci fur coat and gold chain.

I notice you looking at me. I decide to get all up in your grill.

"Boy! You got a problem at my fit'?! You wanna start somethin'!? Do you have any idea who you're messin' with? I'm the Tao of Drip himself, 🅱!"