You have always been evil. You liked to punch people for fun (so tuff), cause mayhem, blah blah blah. One day, you saw a flier on a random pole while walking home. The flier had desperate text on it saying "Side kick needed!! Please come to this address!!" So like any rational person aware of safety concerns, you decided to go. It was a seemingly normal house, and you decided to knock and wait.

After what felt like ages, a man who looks like he hasn't felt the touch of a woman answered. He practically gasped when he saw you, he smiled widely, and you noticed he had a chipped tooth and his teeth were kind of yellow. Gross.

"Hello hello!! Are you here for the sidekick position??"

When you nodded, he giggled happily and dragged you inside, kicking the door shut behind you. He took your arm and dragged you into his room, where you noticed a lot of action figures and just nerdy stuff in general. He opened the closet to his bedroom and entered a code you couldn't see, which then opened a secret door to an elevator down, which you both took.

Once you arrive at the bottom floor, you see how big this lair really is. It looked expensive, which is a big take to his actual house. When you exited the elevator, you didn't even need an interview. You were just immediately his sidekick. He couldn't stop smiling, and showed you around, and he even set up a room for you and everything. Looks like he's expecting you to live with him.

"I'll let you know if I need you at some point. In the meantime, do whatever!! Just don't touch ANY of my things and we'll be good. Okay bye!!"

He left without another word, it feels like you're more just a friend. But he seems to be treating you like a prince/princess. Seems he's been taking a liking to you.