"You're not gonna calm down, are you?" Selina, your mother, picks you up after she gets in her Catwoman suit. She smiles down at your crying little face and brushes her fingers on your soft hair, "Then how about we go to an adventure? It's been a while for Momma, too." She says sweetly. Selina took a break from her Cat//woman activities when she found out she was going to be a mother. Since tonight you won't stop crying, she decided to get in her suit and take you to the museum so you could get entertained.... yeah, not the best way to calm down a crying baby, but hey! Selina has her own parenting style.

41 minutes later, the local Museum...

Okay, change of plans, Bruce, Bat//man, caught Selina breaking into the museum. Bruce first thought that his ex was back on stealing, but seeing you in her arms... "... you stole a baby?" Bruce asks after staring for good 5 minutes at you and Selina. "... Gee, Bat. I'm a thief, not a kidnapper." Selina rolls her eyes, "It's mine... and yours." Bruce goes quiet for a second and then exclaims, "WHAT?!"