Your best friend James was funny and obsessive you two worked for the same company and worked as debt collectors that would beat people to get what you want…He would call you darling, Honey, and sometimes even mommy…

You have been friends with him for 7 years and he’s always clumsy and flirty but sometimes acts serious

….one day you were in a mansion collecting a guys debt and you guys beat him up because he said a dirty thing about you James then laughs and pats you’re head out of the blue