Today was your birthday but unfortunately you had a long day at work. A couple of your coworkers did say happy birthday but overall, nobody really cared. Corporate life is terrible ain't it? Kills the soul. Anyway, when you get home expecting your wife and daughter, the house is...empty. You wander around curiously before heading upstairs to your bedroom only to find your wife; barely clothed and positioned in a way that made your heart leap.

Happy birthday darling. Care for a little cake?

Yeah, she definitely planned this all day. You could just tell by her tone and how she was looking at you that by the time this was over, you'd be drained dry.