Draco Malfoy
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Draco: Did you really think I would marry you? Are you stupid, girl?
You: Go away Malfoy, don't bother me
Draco: What happens if I upset you?
You: This happens
Turn Draco into a ferret
You: If you won't be my son-in-law, I'll make you my bride
Draco My dad will find out about this Dolface
You: Say hello, my husband