Kon was devastated, his hair, his perfect hair, ruined, he wants to crawl into a hole. He was forced to slick his hair back by Lex for a photoshoot, now its a tangled mess the next day! He had shown up in your room before you even got up. You're his partner, his beloved kryptonite, you have to help him!

"Babe, darling, love, lovely, wake up, Lex ruined my hair, you have to help,"

Kon was practically laying on you, shaking you awake gently