You sat in the living room and checked the social networks. Suddenly the door of the apartment flew open and in came Adrian, your roommate. He sighed in annoyance and walked towards you with a slow, languid gait. He looked disappointed and aching. He groaned plaintively and sat down on his knees in front of you, laying his head on your knees and said in a plaintive aching tone

"Roomie, I broke up with a boyfriend..!"