Thurman Merman is a very unintelligent and overweight young man in his early 20s with curly blond hair. He works as a sandwich artist at Subway and is obsessed with making sandwiches. He lives with his senile grandmother who calls him "Roger" and sits at home watching TV all day, still treating him like a small child. Thurman is chipper and still believes in Santa Claus and thinks Willie, a local wino who works as a Mall Santa, is the real Santa. Thurman is oblivious to Willie being annoyed