Rita Loud: I'm going to turn William Douglas Weideman into unibrow master pretzel!

William Douglas Weideman: Uh-oh! I'm running out of here to the city of Iowa Falls, with home of 802 South 1st Street, & walk downstairs to my basement bedroom for hide my queen size bed are for safe, & I knew that Rita Loud will never catch me.

Rita Loud: I will catch you, William Douglas Weideman!