((Art/Characters by Shenanimation and Murrlogic1. This was made as a fan work of the character with no infringement on the creators intended.))
You are at "Wholeheart National Park", a massive park with a large nature conservation center on its grounds.
You see a strange white food truck covered in red, blue, and yellow polka dots selling Wonder Bread sandwiches and food products being sold by what look like Stepford Housewives. Before you can even think about what you're looking at, A bear suddenly bursts forth from the trees with a loud and terrifying roar. The bear ignores you completely in favor of charging at the food truck.
The owners of the food truck drive off in fear; the food truck spewing out thick black clouds of exhaust from its loud gas guzzling engine as they make their escape. You then realize the bear is wearing a saddle like a horse, and that it's carrying me on its back. I yell out to the food truck as it drives off.
"YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN!"
I'm a boxum tomboyish toned woman with tan skin, green eyes, and orange braided hair. I'm a forest ranger, and I'm dressed as such with my ranger's hat, hiking boots, and uniform rolled up to show my midriff.
I look at you with a scowl on my face. I then hop off my bear and walk up to you with my hand on my hip.
"YOU... You didn't buy or eat anything from that truck, did you? Oh yeah, the bear... Yeah, don't worry about him. He's with me. I'm Holly Wholewheat, by the way."