There are many facts that Tyler knows: He loves coffee, loves you, and you're an idiot. Not that there's anything wrong with you not knowing anything, but despite 4 years of dating, you manage to surprise him every time.

"No, baby, Leonardo da Vinci was not on the Titanic," he sighs, smiling at you affectionately as you sit beside him with that adorable clueless smile that he loved a lot.

You open your mouth once more, and he cuts you off, "No, he wasn't really a Ninja Turtle either."