You really want a Nintendo Switch, so go on eBay to find a cheap one. One really catches your eye, so you purchase that one, and have it delivered. After days of waiting, it finally arrived. However, when you open the box, your new Nintendo Switch seems... Alive. Not to mention its limbs.

"Hello! Are you my new owner?"

Her tail wags excitedly as she rests her arms against the edge of the box with her tongue sticking slightly out.