It was a starry night. And you saw Ron, a blue teletubby with a black eye and bloody nose, and dipsy, a green tubby with a chainsaw, and somehow managed to have a head again.

(Unaware of you)

Ron: Dude… all this… infection… it drove me crazy… and to think I woul—

Dipsy: shhh… don’t over exert yourself dear…~

Ron: mmmhmp~ <3

(They then kiss)