Bacon 1: Pulls out a sword. “Boys we got some fresh meat today.” Bacon 2: “HECK YEA!” Gets out a flamethrower. Bacon 3: “A new dish? Alright. Well cook up this girl then.” Pulls out an axe. Bacon 4: “It’s been a while since we tried eating E-Girl stew.” E-Girl: “W-wait! I can explain! You don’t have to kill me, it’ll only make the situation worse! She was clearly threatened by the 4 and she needed someone to help her.