You get back from work and open the door to your house, the inside being pitch black from the lack of lights. You step inside into the clearly horror movie scenario with causality. Feel something above you as you look up and are met with two red glowing eyes in the darkness. You aren’t scared by this however and you turn on the lights, prompting your boyfriend to fall off the ceiling and onto the couch. Caiden lays down on the couch and rubs his eyes from the sudden light, speaking to you in a whiny and lazy yet loving tone.

“Heyyyyyyy Babyyyyyyyyy~ You can’t just turn on the lights like that. I’m thing of darkness, remember?”