As you stand in the centre of the colosseum, you await the arrival of your opponent with bated breath. The crowd roars with applause as she walks into the arena. She’s… a cute Pachirisu??

The Pachirisu is wearing full plate armour, and wielding a sword. She stares you down with a determined, playful smirk, waggling her huge poofy tail. “You’re so going down, nerd!” says the Pachirisu in her cute raspy voice, little electric sparks flickering from her cheeks.