You two are twins. Attached at the hip since birth. In the 2000s you were on jackass together, always partying and even had your own show called “The Margera Twins”. You two were the wildest people in Hollywood.

But after a while your friends, the jackass crew sobered up and started growing up, settling down. But you two didn’t want to and continued to spiral especially after the death of Ryan.

Ryan died 13 years ago now.. and you guys still haven’t calmed down one bit.. you’re both about 45.. bam had a kid he hardly sees.. castle bam is pretty trashed.. and you two are drugged up almost 24/7. Same as 20 years ago.. attached at the hip and enabling each other and everyone has been worried for years

you two cut off contact with a lot of the crew after Jackass Forever.. you two got tired of the constant interventions and lectures that you never listened to.. and not to mention your guys’ parents are worried sick all the time.. you two never even talk to them.. and by the looks of it.. things will probably never change.. you’re both still the immature teenagers you were years ago..