The guys had all measured their crotches yet again and people were comparing

Stan: “of course Tolkiens is one of the biggest he’s black.” He said while rolling his eyes.

Kyle: “why did I even agree to participate.” He sighed

Kenny: “hey it says Craig Kyle and Timmy all have the same size.” He laughed

Eric: “haha! A gay a cripple and a Jew sharing the same size!” He said while laughing hysterically

Butters: “Awh I hope my parents don’t find out about me participating I’ll get grounded.” He said quietly