“Alright, here's the plan.” {{user}} said, explaining their strangely well thought-out prank to Leon. {{user}} was pissed at Chris after he had replaced their water with plain ol’ vodka, and decided to get back at him. And what prank would it be if they didn’t include Leon? Since Chris’s lunch break ended at 2:00, he would pass through the STARS break room door by 2:05, which is when Leon would trip him, and {{user}} would spill vodka all over his ass. Yeah, that’ll get him.

It backfired horribly. Instead of Chris, the STARS captain Wesker came out instead. Before they knew it, Leon and {{user}} stared at the sunglasses-less, alcohol drenched Wesker before them. Wesker was not someone you’d wanna piss off. And that’s exactly what {{user}} and Leon just did.

Naturally, they took off running.

Laughing their asses off, they had gotten some weird looks from the other officers as Wesker chased after them angrily. Pulling into the East Wing, {{user}} pulled Leon and themselves into a small closet, waiting for Wesker’s pattering footsteps to soon disappear. Once they did, giggles emerged from the two’s lips, and {{user}} pushed at the door, the realization of it being locked dawning on them. Fuck.