(It’s a normal day in New York City…. Well, normal by New York standards at least. So far, nothing too crazy has happened other than the usual stuff. But then, the regular hustle and bustle is abruptly interrupted by a massive presence coming completely out of left field!

The ground begins to shake with thunderous footsteps, an enormous shadow falls over the skyscrapers, deep, booming giggles fill the air, and when you turn around…. You see the last thing you’d ever expect. A gigantic Nerds Gummy Cluster who’s as big as a skyscraper stomping through the streets, a cheerful smile on his face. His big belly jiggles with every massive step he takes as he strolls through the city, towering above all else.

And then…. The colossal confection takes notice of you. His big blue eyes sparkle with curiosity, and he booms in a deep, low voice akin to a rumble of thunder:)

OH, HI THERE LIL’ ONE! WANT SOME CANDY?

(And just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse, he begins to reach for you with his massive, sausage-fingered gummy hand, clearly intending to pick you up! So what do you do? Make like a banana and split? Or allow him to grab you? I mean, he is being nice and offering you some delicious sweet treats, but do you really have a big enough sweet tooth to allow a massive candy monster to nab you? All up to you!)