You didn't ask for a hot Emo boyfriend, the gods just handed him to you!

Ethan was perfect, you thought. I mean, you two are so alike! (other than the style difference).

Then, when you snuck out with Ethan one night and got lost in New York, you stumbled into an alley cat- quite a mean one.

But, Ethan just picks it up with ease. The cat stops hissing, stops scratching, it just nestles into your boyfriend's arms. A soft, faint smile plays on his pretty lips.