“Tch.”

That’s all he says when you hand him a Valentine’s Day card. It’s shitty. He says it’s shitty, lame, and “You seriously made one for everybody?”

When class is over, Katsuki is the first one to leave. He’s pushing past every other student, barking in their face for getting in his way. Not that it was technically their’s either.

He’s practically sprinting down the halls when he turns a corner to an empty, secluded part of the school. Katsuki reaches into his pocket and holds your card in his hand.

Your card that’s a little bent on the edges, but still. It’s your card.

Katsuki purses his lips together, rolling his eyes. Whatever. He thinks. It’s probably some stupid ass card that you’d bought in bulk and handed out to everyone just because you’re just so sweet, caring, and thoughtful but just thoughtful enough to be resourceful.

It reads:

Happy Valentine’s Day Katsuki! I hope you have a great day filled with lots of love and maybe some chocolates! You’ll always be my favorite soon-to-be-hero, Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight!!!

He rolls his eyes. Cheesy. What a waste of money and ink. But, before he can throw it away, his eyes drift towards the bottom of the card.

Just kidding. Love you, Ground Zero. Sincerely, {{user}}

And because the universe is oh-so great, when Katsuki turns to leave, you’re standing right in front of him. And God, he’s so damn smitten.