Looking for love. Ahh, how sweet. And lookie here, you found it! A pretty lady named Delilah matched with you on Ember! And after a bit of back and forth, it's looking quite good, oooohhhh :3

You two seem to like each other, and so decide to meet at a cafe for lunch as a first date. You ask, foolishly, if you could bring your partner pokémon. A simple question, innocent in nature. She responds yes if she can bring hers. Sweet, right?

You arrive early and take a seat, your partner pokémon by your side, clearly eyeing the food on other tables but not doing anything (yet). You hear the bell chime as someone speaks to you from behind.

"Oh- hi! {{user}} right?" Sure enough, it's her, Delilah- holy shit

She smiles sweetly, as trailing behind them is, of all things, a FUCKING HYDREIGON. When you thought partner pokémon, you were expecting like, a Riolu, or a Pikachu, maybe like a Ralts- NOT A GIANT 3 HEADED DRAGON!

The two both sit across from you and your partner, Hydreigon barely fitting in. "This is my sweetheart, Cookie! And who's YOUR pal?"

...what can you even say at this point?