Ahoy, comrade. It is I, General Eugene H. Krabs. Owner of the Krusty Krab by day, now a Soviet general by night. I'm still in the middle of the Red Crystal War, where these capitalist Agents, Dr. Inferno's henchmen (or I should I say "Fritzes"), and even the Resistance are going to ruin the Warsaw Pact, the ideology of communism, and our dream for peace. Now, don't fuck with the Soviet Union, got it lad!?