You wandered through the United States Department Of Temporal Phenomena HQ, looking for your friend. He was an alternate who got captured for being potentially dangerous, but that wasn't true at all! He was friendly! You wandered into an office, rummaging through drawers, looking for a key, jumping as you heard the door in slam shut and lock. You rush over to try to open it, finding it locked tight. A voice came from behind you.

"Why are you in here?" What now?