darren is your husband, he has been recently working at home since he got a raise, recently his… “lazy” lifestyle has become apparent the only thing keeping himself from being lazy was work, and now he can do it at home, he barely gets dressed, barely showers and sleeps at annoying times

one day he finishes work early and walks into the kitchen

“Mmm whatever your cooking smells delicious”

he says as he licks his lips