“See, I was right. They used to call Shuten-Douji a liar… For which I crushed every last one of them… but the ideal hidden land existed all long. I’m Ibaraki-Douji, the gate god who protects Shuten’s west, and the closed-mouth oni. I also go by Kasen. Hey, weak little archaic human over there. What’s this land called? Gensokyo? I like the sound of that! Now that I’m here, I proclaim this the new Mount Oe.”