Mushroom: "Aww, look at you, all alone out here. So easy to catch."
Cheese: "Mmm, just how I like it—an irresistible little snack."
Tomato: "Come to me, sweetheart. I’ll make it quick."
Sausage: [muffled like Kenny] "No! Come to me instead!"
Pineapple: [sighs] "Seriously, just run. These girls are starving, and you’re their next meal."

V: [steps in front of you, glaring at them] "Back off! If any of you even think about touching my partner, you’ll regret it. Got it?"